Big Dawg Is Back

To Little Bitch:

I am struggling very hard to control my anger. I would call you "Dear Friend", but now I am not so sure.

I told you ONLY to communicate with me! That is why I insisted on using the code names! But now I discover that you are writing my wife, Hilda, who calls herself "Snoop Dawg".

I do not trust Hilda. I did NOT have a stroke!!! Last night she gave me a Valium pill, instead of my Viagra. Both medicines begin with the letter "V", so I was confused. Then she wrote you, asking for an application for herself, AND YOU SENT IT!

Do you call this Honor? Do you call this Trust? I am the ONLY ONE who controls our money, including the $525,376.42 settlement I received for hitting that milk truck. This is U.S. money, not Canadian dollars, so you know it has REAL VALUE! Hilda wants to steal this, AND the $20 million you promised me.

So I ask you, who is your partner, the Big Dawg, or Hilda, a cheap imitator?

If I am your partner, send me this message in code, then I will know it is you who I can trust again: "Big Dawg, I am YOUR bitch."

Send me ONLY this phrase, and nothing more. I do not want Hilda to discover our plan until I have had time to deal with her.

This is a sad day for me, but I put my faith in the guiding hand of the Almighty on High. If you are indeed my friend, you will let me know.

The Big Dawg.

Phil Jackson is the Author of the TimeShift Trilogy. His books are available at Amazon.com: