The Nigerian Connection

Rumpus Room Offer Accepted

DAWG,

I READ THROUGH YOUR MAIL WITH PAINS IN MY HEARTH, YOU MUST HAVE GONE THROUGH SOME TREIBBLE TIMES. I PRAY THAT ALL WILL BE WELL WITH YOU NOW, AND I ASSURE YOU THAT I WILL DO ALL I CAN TO BRING JOY AND ACTIVITIES TO YOUR LIFE.

I AM QUITE OKAY WITH THE IDICATIONS IN YOUR MAIL, LIKE PUTTING UP WITH YOU WHEN I ARRIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY. FIRST, I WILL WANT US TO COMMENCE WITH THE APPLICATION PROCESS FOR THE RELEASE OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT. THIS IS WHY I WILL PLEAD SERIOUSLY WITH YOU TO ACT ACCORDINGLY AND SEND BACK THE FILLED APPLICATION FORM TO ENABLE US EFFECT THE APPLICATION ON YOUR BEHALF AS THE BENEFICIARY TO THE CLAIMS. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND NECCESSARY THAT WE APPLY AS IT IS THE ONLY KEY TO THE RELEASE OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE REQUIRED.

REGARDS.

BITCH.

Phil Jackson is the Author of the TimeShift Trilogy. His books are available at Amazon.com:

Contents:
The Approach
Phil Responds
They Have a Live One
The Big Dawg
Nigerians Err
Big Dawg is Ticked
Getting the Message
Gotti Drive
Rumpus Room Offer
Hilda Steps In
Strictly Professional
"Big Dawg" Is Back
Little Bitch
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