The Nigerian Connection

Getting the Message

DEAR BIG DAWG,

I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL AND WILL WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT TREDDING ON YOUR PRIVACY BY ADDRESSING YOU BY YOUR NAME, IT IS JUST THE RESPECT THAT I SHOULD NORMALY HAVE FOR YOU. NOW THAT I REALLY BELIEVE THAT I UNDERSTAND THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT THE CODE NAMES, I WILL HAVE TO RESPECT YOUR OPINION HERE AND ABIDE BY YOUR REQUEST. ...

I REALLY LIKED AND RESPECTED YOU FOR THIS PHRASE THAT YOU USED IN YOUR LAST MASSAGE,

'I believe the Almighty on High has entwined our fates, and if it is to be, we must proceed upon the pre-ordained lines, or else suffer the indignity of mutual rejection."

YOU MOST BE AN INTERESTING AND INTELLIENT PERSON, AND I AM QUITE SURE THAT WE WILL MEET SOON DUE TO THE PROGRESS WE MAKE. PLEASE CALL ME AS I AM WAITING ANXIOUSLY FOR YOUR CALL, AND ALSO DO ALL YOU CAN TO SEND BACK THE FILLED FORM TODAY TO ENABLE US EFFECT THE APPLICATION FIRST THING TOMMOROW.

REGARDS.

LITTLE BITCH.

Phil Jackson is the Author of the TimeShift Trilogy. His books are available at Amazon.com:

Contents:
The Approach
Phil Responds
They Have a Live One
The Big Dawg
Nigerians Err
Big Dawg is Ticked
Getting the Message
Gotti Drive
Rumpus Room Offer
Hilda Steps In
Strictly Professional
"Big Dawg" Is Back
Little Bitch
Adios Muchachos

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