The Nigerian Connection

Big Dawg is Ticked

I cannot proceed if you will not respect my privacy! STOP USING MY NAME and refer to me by the code name I gave you. My email is segmented and I don't want it to go into the wrong account.

If you are who you say you are, and not some cheap imitator who is trying to trick me, you will know who I am. I am the BIG DAWG, and you are the ... WHAT??? You must reply with the proper counter-sign or discontinue this correspondence.

I believe the Almighty on High has entwined our fates, and if it is to be, we must proceed upon the pre-ordained lines, or else suffer the indignity of mutual rejection.

Your friend,
Big Dawg

Phil Jackson is the Author of the TimeShift Trilogy. His books are available at Amazon.com:

Contents:
The Approach
Phil Responds
They Have a Live One
The Big Dawg
Nigerians Err
Big Dawg is Ticked
Getting the Message
Gotti Drive
Rumpus Room Offer
Hilda Steps In
Strictly Professional
"Big Dawg" Is Back
Little Bitch
Adios Muchachos

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