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Pun Punishment

Being a jack of all trades and master of none, I pride myself on doing at least one thing well, coming up with terrible puns. There are admittedly some worse out here in cyberspace, but none that are quite as corny

1. It is not a well known fact, but Bambies father's name was Vinnie, meaning that Bambie was Vinnie's son.

2. You may not have heard of the most recent horror movie. It features a cloister of nuns who are stalked by a giant head of lettuce. The movie is called "Lettuce Prey".

A branch of pun humor is Book Title and Author Humor (for lack of a technical term). They derive their humor from the relationship between book title and author, when the author's name is plausably real. Here are a couple that I made up over the last year:

  1. Child Labor Laws, by Hiram Young
  2. How to Change a Tire, by Jack Flash
  3. The Long, Dark Night, by Noah Moon
  4. The Life of Louis Armstrong, by Elsa Poppin

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